The text reads:Monkey Steals the Peach
This is the classical name for the upward groin slap. Drop to the right knee, swinging the arms like windmills to distract the enemy and deflect any defense he may offer. The left arm ends in jodan, the rising forearm block, protecting the head as you drop low and slide forward without stepping. Turn the palm up as it swings between the enemy's feet to stun him.
The Application of Monkey Steals Peach
Whip the arms as described and strike the enemy's groin with the open palm, fingers bent at the first joint in a Monkey Paw or Tiger Claw fist. The impact will lift the enemy off the ground. Those skilled in chi kung can direct energy up the Ch'ueng Mo channel of the body and stop the heart. Followers of the Iron Hand styles immedietly clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip, and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive blood loss causes death.
Ow. Ow. I don't even have a "peach" and I'm wincing. All the way to the end it just sounded like an elaborate way to touch another man's balls, but damn. Ow.
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